It was the 13th of the month of May, 2007. My comrades and I were running low on supplies at the Swedish front. The neutral Swedish armies were advancing on us. It was a battle that could not be won. When the rescue party came, they said they couldo nly fit 3 people intp the ROFL copter. and get away. So I said to my comrades (in an Arnold Schrawtsannager accent), "You have to get they are trying to kill you. Get to the ROFL copter it is your only chance to live. Leave me and save yourselves". Then in the line of duty on that day I sacrificed myself to save my comrades. (I have nothing against the Sweeds)